Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else…

She responded, ‘The fucking bastard used coins!’

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“For all those men who say, ‘Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?’

Here’s an update for you… Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?

Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig… just to get a little sausage.”

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Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you.

 

Here’s how the scam works:

 

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk.

 

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not
to look.

 

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “No” and instead ask you
for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe’s.

 

You agree and they get in the back seat.

 

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one
steals your wallet.

 

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just
yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

 

So be careful.

Check out some of the guys being scammed here

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