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Next year I am going to burning man

Posted by Johnny Love sex - September 7, 2006 - Public sex, Random nonsex

 

If you dont know what burning man is, we have something in commen because i dont really know what it is either. I wanted to go along time ago but forgot about it.

 

Some people i speak to just got back from burning man and they reminded me all about this amazing event. To me it seems basically like a live art show where the people are the art with total freedom of expression. For me to explain something of this magnitude in a few words is useless plus i really know nothing about it so kind of hard. Burning man takes place in the desert and its a party for 7 days in california, oh and there is a lot of hot girls there from the pics i have seen. In some parts your are allowed to be naked too.

 

Wow im so excited already to go and its a year away. Here are picture galleries from burning man

My block – where all the hoes at

Posted by Johnny Love sex - August 31, 2006 - Random nonsex
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This is where i live. 69th streest and Cuming’s where the hoes make you cum turning the block and pulling out your cock.

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I opened comments on themostgirls.com

Posted by Johnny Love sex - August 4, 2006 - blowjob sluts, Random nonsex

 

I was reading some blogs and decided to open comments. So from now on you can write what you want about my posts. I wonder what you reader think when you read my posts. If you have a minute and go through the site tell me what you like, dislike, want you want to  see and that will help me improve the site.

Thanks and if any females are reading you know my name.

And here is a set of hot twins giving blowjobs.

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A song dedicated to our favorite artists

Posted by Johnny Love sex - August 2, 2006 - Random nonsex

 

 Dedication to the Photo Retoucher

A guy virgins worst nightmare

Posted by Johnny Love sex - July 27, 2006 - Random nonsex, sex jokes
A Virgin’s Nightmare

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!”

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”

The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.”

Escort & hooker language

Posted by Johnny Love sex - July 25, 2006 - Escorts & hookers, Random nonsex, real sex stories

Ever look at an escort magazine or the ads in back of the local paper. If you havent by now your gay. If you actually read them you might have seen some hooker scribble that looks like this GFE BLS BBBJ FS mary 190″ Some of this stuff i knew and some i didnt so here is english language hooker service menu for all the non experts.

See some live hookers rubbing there dirty pussy online for you!

Bareback = sex without a condom
BBBJ = Bare Back Blow Job = Blow Job without condom
BBW = Big Beautiful Woman
BJ = Blow Job (oral sex on him)
BLS = Ball Licking and Sucking
BS = BodySlide = Girl massages you with her body
BTW = By the way
Cowgirl = girl on top
DATY = Dining At The Y = Cunnilingus (oral sex on her)
Doggie style = man behind girl, penis in vagina
French = oral sex
French Kissing = kissing on mouth with tongue contact
FS = Full Service = Intercourse
GFE = Girl Friend Experience, providing aspects of social and physical interaction beyond the act itself.
Greek = anal sex
GS = Golden Shower = Urinating on or being urinated on
Half & Half = oral sex and intercourse
HJ = Hand Job
HM = High Mileage
IMHO = In my humble opinion
IMO = In my opinion
Incall = you meet the girl at her place
ISO = In Search Of
LE = Law Enforcement
LF = Lady Friend
LOL = Laugh Out Loud
Missionary = man on top
MP = Massage Parlor
MSOG = Multiple Shots on Goal
N = nude (the girl that is)
NR = Nude Reverse = nude with reverse massage
Outcall = the girl comes to your place—your home, your hotel, etc.
Pearls = Pearl Necklace = ejaculation on her upper breasts
PSE = Porn Star Experience
Reverse = You get to massage girl
Rimjob = analingus
Russian = penis between girl’s breasts
SOG = Shots On Goal” = number of times you release
SP = Service Provider
T = topless
Tea Bagging – Squatting over your lady and dipping your balls in her mouth.
TV = transvestite
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary

$4.8 million Diamond mercedes

Posted by Johnny Love sex - July 19, 2006 - Random nonsex

This car will get you the most girls you could imigine. Fucking diamond benz. This guy has too much time on his hands. Freaking suadi prince probally doesnt do shit all day but pay for hot sluts and overpriced toys. 

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Im back from being kidnapped for 6 days

Posted by Johnny Love sex - July 19, 2006 - Random nonsex

I was held hostage by 2 girls and made me fuck them for 5 days straight. On the sixth day they sucked the baby goo from me. the rest coming tommorow.

Went to the hustler Strip club last night.

Posted by Johnny Love sex - June 30, 2006 - Random nonsex

Hustler opened a strip club in New York City. Around 3 am me and a freind were driving around and had nothing to do so we went there. It was my first time there. I was way way passed intoxicated when I got there. Alot of chicks and a nice looking place. Had a few lapdances and went to eat.

Ever been stuck in a horny position

Posted by Johnny Love sex - June 24, 2006 - best porn sites, Random nonsex

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Here is my problem, Im horny as a fucking convict straight out of prison and my only girl i have at the moment it a cute fat chick. She is cute but she is fat. Im almost considering it because that is how bad i need pussy. I fucked a fat girl once and had nightmares afterwards. So Im really leaning toward not doing it. I dont know if I can last another day with out busting a nut on a female. So Guys what would you do? I know you would bang her because thats what us guys do. I could wait a few days for one of my regular bitches to come around but im inpatient. Well see what happen. 

10 worst blowjob mistakes – how to give a blowjob

Posted by Johnny Love sex - June 21, 2006 - best porn sites, blowjob sluts, Random nonsex, real sex stories

Daily cock sucking deep throating girls: These girls suck alot of dick and get there faces covered with fresh semem. Yeah I love you cum sluts.

Today is all about getting a blowjob. I will be stuffing some girls mouth later in the day as well so guy and ladies read up. Below is the list of 10 worst blowjob mistakes. Guy show your girls this because if they are doin something wrong let them know. Ladies take my advice and read this, email me also if you need a new cock to suck, Im available daily between the hours of 9 am to 9 am. (get it) Back to your mouth, proper technique is essential and if you know what not to do you give better head.

As part of blowjob day I checked out the bukkake, blowjob movies from Cover my Face and its fucking great. There is just something strangely erotic about watching a girl suck dick after dick showing off how she is freaking blowjob pro, then getting her face splattered like a cooking pan with oil. This is a high quality recommendation and makes it into my best porn site category because not only do they give lots of hot bukkake blowjob and cumshot action you get a Brain Pass for joining. Whats better then a Brain pass for all us blowjob loving men and women.

Females do not attempt this at home unless your a pro whore and dont tell your boyfreinds.

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10 worst blowjob mistakes

1. The number one blowjob mistake: letting your teeth hit his cock. We can’t stress this enough. Ask any guy and he’ll tell you again and again: nothing is worse than a blowjob that is “all teeth”. In fact, most guys won’t admit it, but their idea of a perfect blowjob would be getting sucked off by a gorgeous woman with removable dentures. Teeth can nick and scrape the sensitive skin of the penis. Open your mouth wide enough that they stay away from his cock, or suck your lips in over them to cushion the rough edges. If he’s wearing a condom during the blowjob this may provide a slight buffer, but don’t count on it.

2. Going too fast

Some guys enjoy a quickie, but unless they’re in a hurry to get back to work or back to their wife/girlfriend, most men like to savor the experience of getting their cock sucked. So don’t rush them. It’s not a race to see how fast you can get him to spurt. Take your time and make it last. Concentrate on different parts of his penis, or his balls, then go back to basic sucking and stroking. At the end of a luxuriant BJ session, he’ll blow a much larger, more satisfying load.

3. Sucking too hard

Hoovering him like a dustbuster may seem like a good idea in theory, but there’s a wrong way to do it. Don’t fasten your mouth around the head of his cock and suck like you’re trying to get a triple-thick milkshake though a straw. Guys’ dickheads are the most sensitive part of the penis, and uncut guys are even more sensitive there. The proper technique to hoover is to take more of his cock into your mouth and apply moderate suction.

4. Crushing his nuts

Don’t grab his balls and squeeze like you’re trying to crack walnuts. This is a move you want to pull on a would-be rapist, not a guy you’re trying to get off. It’s painful. Many guys like to have their sack rubbed, licked, or gently tugged during a bj. You can even take a break from sucking his cock to take one or both of his balls into your mouth. But don’t yank on the family jewels, and don’t put them in a vise grip.

5. Barfing and gagging

Throwing up while giving a bj is definitely a turn-off, although sometimes this happens to the most well-intentioned cocksuckers. What happens is they get overenthusiastic, take the cock too deep or hard into their throat, the gag reflex gets triggered, and then it’s all over. Or once the cum starts hitting the back of her throat, things start flowing the wrong way. Don’t try to deep throat on your first BJ. Everyone will be sorry. Practice first on dildos to get your gag-reflex under control. Or just work up to it at your own speed.

6. Remaining immobile

Putting his cock in your mouth and then doing nothing is as bad as overdoing it. Most guys don’t want to feel like they’re face-fucking a cadaver. You need to work it at least a little. A total lack of effort or enthusiasm on your part is a real buzz kill. If you don’t know what to do with your tongue, at least bob your head. After a while, he may want to take a more active role and have you relax while he fucks your mouth, but you need to give him a little encouragement to get him aroused.

7. Not using enough pressure

Wimpy blowjobs are no fun. Be firm and suck him like you mean it. Lapping his dick lightly will just make him feel teased. Licking his dick like it’s a lollipop or popsicle may be fun to get warmed up, but then you have to get down to business. Use a firm (but not too firm) hand to work the shaft of his cock, while you get your mouth all over his knob and caress it with your tongue.

8. Spitting

Most guys want you to swallow and think that a BJ really isn’t complete until his load goes down your throat. The only exception is if he gets off more on spraying it on your face, tits, or somewhere else. If you really don’t want to swallow, this can be an acceptable compromise. Symbolically, swallowing shows that you accept him and his manly essence fully. Although we can’t endorse unprotected bodily fluid exchange in any form, if you happen to be giving an unprotected blowjob (i.e., without a condom) and you end up with his spunk in your mouth, do not retch his cum into a wastebasket in front of him. If you really feel you must spit, do it discreetly into a towel or tissue.

9. Dry mouth

A good BJ involves a lot of saliva. Don’t be afraid to get a little sloppy and drool on his cock. If your mouth is dry from nervousness or whatever, there will be too much friction and stickiness to give good head. If your mouth is dry, drink some water and rinse. Try to work up a good mouthful of spit before you go down. Suck on a hard candy to get your juice flowing, or suck on an Altoid to give him a mentholated BJ.

10. Stranglehold

Don’t put his cock in a death grip. It’s fine to wrap a hand around the shaft, but don’t clench and for god’s sake, watch the nails. Just hold it enough to keep it from flopping around and shuck his pole with your hand while you work him with your mouth. His dick shouldn’t have a hand print on it when you’re done.

Only a blonde & Hot Ass fucking tight buttholes

Posted by Johnny Love sex - June 20, 2006 - Ass & bubble butts, Random nonsex

Daily ass fucking whores getting the ram rod At Tight Buttholes

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Heres something I came across today which is pretty funny.

It reads like a true story…

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her
sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed,
with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been
at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to her car. He
noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He
asked her if she was okay. Linda replied that she’d been shot in the
back of the head during a drive by shooting, and had been holding her
brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke
into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove
her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda
had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit
canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded
like a gun shot and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She had initially passed out, but quickly
re-covered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until
someone noticed and came to her aid.

And yes, Linda is a blonde.

Cheerleader panties

Posted by Johnny Love sex - June 18, 2006 - Random nonsex

 

 

I always wanted to fuck a cheerleader but have never gotten the chance. This is the reason. They know how to strech it out if you know what i mean.

 

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A whole new meaning to cyber sex

Posted by Johnny Love sex - June 18, 2006 - blowjob sluts, Random nonsex

 

Why cant i just whip my cock out and have some computer babe suck on it.

 

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Snapper Neck

Posted by Johnny Love sex - June 16, 2006 - Random nonsex

 

So you read about my snapping turtle blowjob

This is what George Carlin has to say about snappers!

 

“So now I hear they’re making a lawnmower company called Snapper. What? Doesn’t anybody in this fading republic know what a snapper is? A snapper is a pussy, okay? It’s short for the entire phrase, “snapping pussy”! But not just any kind of pussy, a snapper is a particular kind of pussy. One with good, quick muscular control, kind of an elasticity in the vaginal wall, that can give you a real good hump do you know what I’m talking about? And now they go and name a lawnmower company after this? Now, I have seen a few snappers in my day but I never saw one that could cut grass!”

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