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That pic just gets me so hard, i just jerked off and shot a load on my computer screen. Im just kidding but since we are on the subject of male masturbation I’ll discuss it. This actually all started lets say at an unexperienced age.

Obviously like all guys i have been spanking the monkey aka jerking off for a long time now and probably more then most. If you looked at naked girls all day and didnt want to cum you might have some issues. Plus if your a guy and you say you dont drain the goo pipe your lying. I even rub one out 3 minutes after I get laid when the sex is real good. Ok so you want to know the truth why i like jerking off so much, its because I have a few different techniques then most of you. Now your probably thinking this guys a loser he jerks off all the time.

First off no one said you have to be alone when you do it. So this is how it started and gets interesting. Usually when guys jerk off they cum on a XXX picture, a towel, themselves, the floor, a napkin, if your in jail – some socks, looseleaf, underwear you get the point. My favorite is a XXX magazine because its the closest thing to coming on a girls face other then the real thing. At some point i really got disgusted and hated that I was masturbating. Why this happened to me i dont know. If your wondering, yes i was fucking chicks and getting blow jobs everyday on the regular. At the time i was a pro man whore like Duece Bigalo. I think what happened was i had to many stains on the carpet lol, my attempt at humor. (Whats up lindsey you stain master.) Somehow i came up with the brilliant idea masturbating only sucks because i was doing it alone and cumming on the floor etc… Now I got to thinking how/what can i do about this?

Well….. i was dating this horny skinny weed head chick. We would hook up experiment and do all sorts of silly things. One day i was titty fucking her then came on her tits, her face and a little in the mouth as usual. A stroke of genius (no pun intended) took place. Its april 13, 2006 6:48 my dicks new name is “GENIUS” aaaaahhhhhhhh. Ladys want to stroke him. Back to the subject looking at her blond hair, cum covered face and tits the idea hit me. I told her if I cum on her nipples everyday her tits would grow. I love dum stoner babes. masturbating would never be the same for me ever again and i solved my dilemma.

This is what happened the first few times the idea went into effect. A few hours after we had sexual relations she would get butt ass naked and lay down on the floor. I would either stand over her or sit on her stomach in the titty fucking position and jerk away. I loved it. At the same time she would either scratch me, hold my ass cheeks, or finger herself at the same time. Oh she was a super freak she also liked to lick and pinch my nipples too! I would always have to say bitch stop that pinching now or else… she didnt stop and i would cum in her eyes. It was great just looking at her seeing get hot and her pussy was dripping wet then blasting a load of my fresh semen all over her body. She moaned every time i shot a load on her. Sometime she even came herself as soon as the goo hit her. That made me feel like such a pimp. The best part is “No more mess”. This also solved the clean up part, she just rubbed it in her skin like lotion and sucked the rest out of me. My conclusion was I needed to masturbate and cum on girls faces for real. This whole experience changed my sex life and led to more kinky fun sex stuff but thats will be documented in jerking off techniques #2.