I just broke up with my new girlfreind
All right this is fucked up. Me and my chick were talking about sex and random stuff some how were talking about my past relationships, which im fine about. She starts getting all investigative and doesnt believe my answers. She asked like who’s better in bed, how many girls etc. I reply I dont, I dont remember, which is true because I was on drugs for most of it and my memory of the sluts I banged is a bit blurry. Maybe more then a bit. Who wants to remember ex girlfriends anyway, I told her.
She asks what i think of her. My reply I think your hot. She got mad again. Funny my ex did the same thing. So she asked if everything was so good why did you break up. I explained and told her things happen. She gets all smart ass on me you remember breaking up but not the other questions. Wise ass i am “What Questions”? Her Face starts getting red. I ask we can talk about something else since you dont like my answers.
Steam coming from her eyes “NO, Jonathan your going to answer all my questions or I wont fuck you tonight”. OK OK you got me slut, what would you like to know. (now she is jealous of my ex for what reason i have no clue)
Questoin 1. Who do you like better me or her? you silly
Question 2. Why? because you fuck me and bring me food……….. More steam from her ears this time but with a devil smile.
Question 3. Did you ever cheat on me? No we have only been going out for 2 months.
Question 4. Did you ever cheat on her? No but if you want to call this cheating before we went out, when we seeing each other i banged a chick and told her i only got a blowjob. She replies, “Why did you tell her, WTF your so messed up”? Why did you do that if you knew you loved her….. blah blah blah. Im getting annoyed.
Question 5. Why didnt you tell her the whole truth? Well she already knew inside and because i did not want to hurt her feeling and didn’t want to be a total liar i told i just got some head. Which shouldn’t be a big deal. Who know why i did it. Looking back now I happy i did it because I really wanted to so…………………..
So I just broke with my new girl because of my ex girlfreind (serious relationship) because
Question 6.She asked me who I cared about more? and if I think your lying i breaking up with you. Ok since its like that, I had enough were done, I just broke up with you. Thats it I dont need this nonsense and here is your answer.
I told her don’t take any offense but I care about her more (really funny to me, I dont give a shit if i never see or speak to her again) only because she was a special part of my life and were really just fuck friends. She is stunned for a minute and doesnt know what to say or do.
I tell her realistically think about it, you come over here we fuck around, go for some food you leave. Im happy with that and you. She goes ok you asshole, that fine with me. Now i can be single and fuck you, girl cant be that. Nope you cant so you want to go out for drink.
Sure.
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